Ladies and Gentlemen...this is what you're not supposed to do when you've been "petting the pink bunnies" (so to speak...). Well, then again it may be something to do when you have, in fact, been petting bunnies. Anywho, the following took place...er, a long time ago, during a ceremony I shall fondly call "Room Christening" (psst...I'm moving at semester....).

And just remember, if the bacteria survives after being smoked, well, more power to it!

Lauren (vicariously): Hello there. You can call me lucifer.

Auto response from Shelby: Watching a movie... Leave a message in the meantime! :-)

Lauren (vicariously): You should answer me. I've got dominion over hell and hadees.
Lauren (vicariously): And Hardees, too.
Lauren (vicariously): Gotta love those roast beef sandwiches.
Shelby: lol.....Lauren?
Shelby: Is that you??
Lauren (vicariously): Vicariously.
Shelby: lol....vicariously? What is that supposed to mean? :-P
Lauren (vicariously): Look it up, hot stuff. You're an English major.
Lauren (vicariously): BTW, figure out who this is ;-)
Lauren (vicariously): 'Cause it sure the hell isn't Laurent.
Shelby: Whoa....yeah, I know what it means! I'm just wondering why I am talking to Lauren "vicariously."
Shelby: Ummmmm...yeah, no kidding!
Shelby: Joe?
Lauren (vicariously): How in blue fuck did you figure that one out?
Shelby: lol...wild guess :-)
Shelby: Why are you using her screename?
Lauren (vicariously): Tell BJ I say 'hi" and wet sloppy...
Lauren (vicariously): kisses.
Shelby: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Shelby: Gross gross gross!
Lauren (vicariously): Yeah, bullshit.
Lauren (vicariously): :-)
Shelby: *rolls eyes*
Lauren (vicariously): Anyway.
Lauren (vicariously): So, how about that Babylonian tupperware.
Lauren (vicariously): Merf?
Lauren (vicariously): Are you mounting the ewe, so to speak?
Lauren (vicariously): Or is that mounting the Ram, perhaps.
Lauren (vicariously): Or Red-Hawk, however the chips may fall.
Lauren (vicariously): :-)
Lauren (vicariously): Hi, Shelby.
Lauren (vicariously): How's your night going?
Lauren (vicariously): What movie are you watching?
Lauren (vicariously): Did the Bucks win?
Lauren (vicariously): What's he population of Rhode Island?
Lauren (vicariously): Was it an exciting game?
Lauren (vicariously): Did you eat any popcorn?
Lauren (vicariously): You know how many trans-fats are in popcorn oil?
Lauren (vicariously): Trans-fats are bad.
Lauren (vicariously): So is pre-marital sex.
Lauren (vicariously): But that doesn't stop people from having it, I suppose.
Lauren (vicariously): Are you still there?
Lauren (vicariously): Cat got your tongue?
Lauren (vicariously): I'm leaving this one open for more public slandering, but I figure I can spare you the commentary.
Lauren (vicariously): Shelby, were you aware I'm black?
Lauren (vicariously): My name is Tyrone Watson.
Lauren (vicariously): I just figured I sho should inform yo ass.
Lauren (vicariously): Hello?
Lauren (vicariously): If you would be my bodyguard, I could be your long-last pal.
Lauren (vicariously): And I could call you Shelby, and Shelby you can call me you can call me Al, call me Al.
Lauren (vicariously): C'mon, Handy Andy. We need to hear you!
Lauren (vicariously): :-)
Lauren (vicariously): I love Shelby!
Lauren (vicariously): I need to get some bumper stickers made that say "I spaid Shelby"
Lauren (vicariously): Sorry, I heart Shelby.
Lauren (vicariously): My bad.
Lauren (vicariously): I get my cards mixed up.
Lauren (vicariously): Shelby, it smells like fish outside.
Lauren (vicariously): Would you happen to know why?
Lauren (vicariously): We're not near a major body of water.
Lauren (vicariously): It doesn't make any sense. But neither does being blond, so go figure.
Lauren (vicariously): Have you ever noticed that the wooden desk chairs have a fabulous resonance when you let one rip while sitting in them?
Lauren (vicariously): I was just curious.
Lauren (vicariously): I know farting may be a little too beyond your daintiness, but I figured I'd throw that one out there for your consideration.
Lauren (vicariously): :-)
Lauren (vicariously): Shelby, who said "We live for each other, and for Alpha Delta Pi?"
Lauren (vicariously): Was that George Washington in the Gettysburg address?
Lauren (vicariously): Or was that the Emancipation Proclaimation?
Lauren (vicariously): I know, it was the Magna Carta!
Lauren (vicariously): Boo!
Lauren (vicariously): Just wanted to keep you on your toes.
Lauren (vicariously): As opposed to your knees.
Lauren (vicariously): Or elbows.
Lauren (vicariously): Were you aware that the word "elbows" is "elbogen" in German?
Lauren (vicariously): bonjour madamoiselle, ca va?
Lauren (vicariously): ou Madame?
Lauren (vicariously): Quand vous avez un jeune homme dans ta bouche, ne danser pas
Lauren (vicariously): Hallo Fraulein.
Lauren (vicariously): oder Frau?
Lauren (vicariously): wie heisst dus jetzt?
Lauren (vicariously): Haben sie eine junge Mann in ihre Mund? Tanzen sie nicht.
Lauren (vicariously): Sind sie da?
Lauren (vicariously): Hallo Fraulein Shelby.
Lauren (vicariously): Oder sind sie Frau Blucher?
Lauren (vicariously): Sie sind weg jetzt.
Lauren (vicariously): warum?
Lauren (vicariously): haben sie uns nicht gern?
Lauren (vicariously): Wir sind traurig.
Lauren (vicariously): Wir weinen jetzt in den Zimmer.
Lauren (vicariously): Haben sie ihre Rosa Jacke noch?
Lauren (vicariously): Was will mit die Rosa Kuhe passieren?
Lauren (vicariously): Wir wollen das die Rosa Kuhe leben!
Lauren (vicariously): Viva la Rosa Kuhen!!
Lauren (vicariously): Stille Nacht.... Heilige Nacht...... alles schlaft..... einsam wacht...... nur das traute hoch heilige paar....... holter Knabe im lockigen haar...... schlaf in himmlisher ruh....... schlaf in himmlisher ruh
Lauren (vicariously): That must be a great movie your watching
Lauren (vicariously): very engaging
Lauren (vicariously): Is BJ enjoying the movie too?
Lauren (vicariously): billions of billions and billions upon billions
Lauren (vicariously): and as you span the landsacpe of shelby, you notice the billions of billions of billions...
Lauren (vicariously): Have a good night shelby.
Shelby: lol.....sorry!!! BJ called!!!
Lauren (vicariously): did he now?
Lauren (vicariously): what did he call?
Shelby: He called on the phone....
Lauren (vicariously): did you read the stuff we wrote???
Lauren (vicariously): he was calling "phone?"
Shelby: *rolls eyes* Yes! You are insane
Lauren (vicariously): Like you frogs expand?
Shelby: Huh???????
Lauren (vicariously): No, that's a myth
Shelby: *confused*
Lauren (vicariously): Huh?
Lauren (vicariously): Myth, myth!
Lauren (vicariously): yes???
Shelby: Ummmmm....sure....
Lauren (vicariously): we be hitting on the chiba tonight
Shelby: Ohhhhh...okay, I think I know what that is
Lauren (vicariously): what is it?
Shelby: Um...well...I'm gonna get to sleep, I'm exhausted
Lauren (vicariously): huh?
Shelby: I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep
Lauren (vicariously): good night
Shelby: Nite
Lauren (vicariously): will you have sweet dreams?
Shelby: Of course
Shelby: :-)
Lauren (vicariously): don't do anything in your sleep i wouldn't do!
Shelby: :-P
Shelby: Goodnight
Lauren (vicariously): good night!!

- posted by L. @ 3:42 PM