Oooooooookay, I still haven't gone to Kemper and filled out my room change sheet, but I will tomorrow! Anyway, in the meantime, I'm finally posting what I was going to post on Sunday in honor of going back to school! Happy 2nd semester!!

It's back to school time and teenagers all over the world will be heading off to college for the first time. So the editors at Shagmail would like to help out by listing the Top Ten things incoming Freshmen can expect from their first year of higher education:

10. Master the art of binge drinking.

9. Learn from other students how to get the calling card Mom and Dad gave you to cover 1-900 charges.

8. Grocery shopping on the change found in the sofa cushions.

7. A steady diet of macaroni & cheese, cereal and Fritos.

6. Quarters are the hottest commodity for laundry, vending machines and drinking games.

5. Alcohol consumed is inversely proportional to grade point average.

4. Weekends start on Thursday.

3. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.

2. You'll be able to stay up all night doing nothing and fall asleep in class in two seconds.

And the number 1 things college kids can expect their first year at school:

1. Hornier girls/guys than in high school.

- posted by L. @ 10:24 PM