Dear Kemper-
Why in the blue fuck does it take you forever and a half to turn on one lousy computer port?? Hello?? I emailed you Friday, and it's now Monday, without internet in my room. I know there was a weekend in there, but what do you do during the day? Sit around and twiddle your fingers? Luckily I found another "in" (as Emily no longer is a Kemper employee), and hopefully my port will be turned on by Wednesday. Thursday, at the latest, otherwise heads will roll. :)

As is typical, life in Ripon is uber boring! But this weekend (only 4 days, only 4 days) is great excitement! First off, possible excursions to unmentioned cities (yes! real cities! with lots of people! and bus stops!) on Friday, and then another excursion to another city (a smaller one, but nevertheless a city! with people! and bus stops!)! And then Sunday should be a day of rest. Rest meaning NOTHING. Except maybe being the piano virtuosa that I'm not. Did that make sense? Yeah, I'm not sure, but Sunday seems to be the only day that the choir room is open to practice. If I'm STILL this ambitious next year, there should be two Lauren recitals! That might just make Ripon worthwhile for my senior year, as there will be a lack of boyfriend. Sad. But then again, when I'll be holed up in Rodman for all free hours of the day and night, there will be some damn good recitals!! Yeah!
Anywho...that's all for tonight, I'm going on the South Beach diet starting Monday, so I'm going to stock up on all the carbs I can get. That means eating the turkey sub that's waiting for me. Stupid South Beach. And to those of you who think I'm thin, shut up. I'm not doing this for myself, I'm doing it to help out someone else. And I should be done fairly quickly. Now just to keep the excess off after said diet is over....
Oh, P.S. if you saw my aim, I (unfortunately) have NOT being spending quality time with my boy for over 11 hours!!!
- posted by L. @ 11:21 PM