What is this world coming to???? SERIOUSLY!!!
Today, I was looking online at the Appleton Post-Crescent front page. This may have insulted my intelligence. Actually, it did. I am now dumber for reading the headlines.
The top headline in the Post-Crescent is:
Leap year gives little extra back!!
This article is about a mother and daughter who are both celebrating their ninth birthdays due to February 29. Aww, how sweet. A mother and daughter both turn nine this year!! That's so nice of the Post-Crescent to make this the TOP HEADLINE OF THE DAY!!!
Why is this insulting?? Oh, I don't know...maybe because a lesser headline is this:
Seymour standoff ends as man takes own life
Okay. So this guy KILLED HIMSELF AFTER A STANDOFF, BUT IT'S LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE STUPID BIRTHDAYS OF SOME STUPID PEOPLE! The moral of today is this:
Birthdays are more important than death.
Fuck you, Post-Crescent. :)
(P.S. as long as it's still Saturday, check it out for yourself: http://www.wisinfo.com/postcrescent/index.shtml)
- posted by L. @ 1:21 PM