As promised, a tribute to my sister. This speaks for itself.

CLUELESS - A Scene

OPERATOR
Valley information.

CHER
Yeah, do you have the number of a cab company?

OPERATOR
Which one?

CHER
I don't know which one. What do you have out here?

OPERATOR
We have Valley Cabs...

ROBBER
Hand it over.

(Cher squeals/moans)

Give me the phone.

(Cher complies)

OK. Bag, too. C'mon! Alright, now, uh, get down on the ground. Face down. C'mon!

CHER
Oh, no. You don't understand, this is an Alaia.

ROBBER
An a-what-a?

CHER
It's like a totally important designer.

ROBBER
And I will totally shoot you in the head. Get down!

(Cher whimpers as she lies down on the pavement)

Alright, um, count to a hundred. Thank you.

CHER
One, two...

CHER V.O.
The evening had turned into a royal mess. Sexually harrassed, robbed. I didn't know the number of the party, so I couldn't call Dionne, and Daddy would kill me if he knew where I was. There was just one person left to call, and I really, really didn't want to call him.


Yeah. That fits. :)

- posted by L. @ 12:35 AM