Wow, three postings!
I can't pass this up.
Some reasons I miss work! (Note: SOME. I don't want to go back there even if my summer salary ends up being somewhere in the five figures, preferably beginning with the number 3. Even then I'd still be hesitant. Yeah, I'd say I don't like my job much).
Some of the more fun moments (those which can be outlined by quotes) from summer slavery!

Lauren: Are those fries for a customer??
Justin: Yes, of course! It's a life-and-death situation.
Maggie: Justin, when was the last time you actually served a patient??
Justin: today! *runs away*
later...
Lauren: So how did the life-and-death situation play out? Did the patient get his fries?
Justin: No, he died. But he said his last wish was for me to eat his fries.

Lauren: And let me guess again, if this guy dies, his last wish will be for you to eat that as well.
Justin: Yup, it's tradition. Can't fight tradition. How do you think I get my meals?

Field: Here ya go.
Lauren: Oh gee, and I didn't get you anything.
Field: Hey, some guys give flowers, I give tartar sauce!

Maggie: How about marma-mama?
Shelley: Now you're pushing it. You're gonna be a marma-idiot in a few minutes!

Alright, this one's not ACTUALLY from work, but rather is a typical conversation between me & my sister during the summer.
Katie: Okay, I'm leaving.
Lauren: Don't come home drunk.



- posted by L. @ 1:33 AM