More humor via email....
from a professor, of course!

I know that I spoke with several of you and told you that it was fine if I did not get your papers today. However, I did not expect to get stiffed by the whole class! The sooner you get them to me the better. I'd love to get these graded before I have to start dealing with exams.

The surly old,
Professor D
- posted by L. @ 10:16 PM