Helen Keller!
Apples to Apples fun in the hallway tonight! The top two cards of the evening were Anne Frank (hopeless) and Helen Keller (won two out of the three she was nominated for). Other notable wins were Violins (useless), Hair Transplants (sexy...oh wait, that was last year), The JFK Assassination (colorful), and George W. Bush (pure! oh! irony!)...and a notable should-have won was Adolf Hitler for short-tempered. :)
Sick, twisted people we are! :)

Jason on Milwaukee:
"A suburb of Chicago..."

Sandy: You've got more Milwaukee people here than Chicago people.
Jason: Probably the only place in the world where that happens.
Sandy: Um, well, except Milwaukee!

And spent way too much time telling Helen Keller jokes.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
--She tried to read the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
--She tried to answer it.

And making up some of our own...

Me: Yes, because Helen Keller just screams 'luxurious' (after the Helen Keller card won luxurious)
Allison: No, I think she screams 'Aaaaaaaaaaggggggghhh.'
- posted by L. @ 2:09 AM