My new career path has already been crushed...damn...
Disclaimer: Before I get started, this is all a joke. These are not real plans, they are just the pointless ramblings of two college grads looking for jobs. No seriousness is involved!!!

So, Paul and I are looking for jobs. Neither one of us has had much luck so far, so we've decided that looking for a real job would be hard, and therefore, we want to turn to illegal activities instead. So, we pondered some ideas, and then discovered why, in fact, these are bad ideas:

Paul: then maybe we can go into money laundering together
Paul: looks like a win win for everybody
Lauren: but i really don't know much about money laundering...
Paul: hehe
Paul: Wisconsin could be our base and we could branch out
Lauren: hmm, good idea
Lauren: how does one get started in money laundering?
Paul: I was actually about to ask you that question
Lauren: well, we're off to a great start :-)
Paul: cuz frankly, I don't even really know what it is
Lauren: me either!
Paul: sweet! we would make the perfect money laundering team. you'll have to ask Andy first if he's willing to cut you in on the profits though.
Lauren: do you think it gets suspicious if you look up money laundering on the internet?
Paul: that could possibly raise some red flags
Paul: hmmm...
Lauren: hmm...
Lauren: well, i found this site, but i don't really understand it
Paul: hmmm, apparently you have to have money to launder it. this might be a problem
Lauren: i've got $29
Paul: I have $3 and a box full of pennies in my car
Lauren: i've got a bunch of pennies too
Lauren: hmmm...
Paul: I'm thinking the overhead might crush our company
Lauren: probably
Paul: rats
Paul: foiled
Paul: again
Lauren: darn
Lauren: hmm, how about drug dealing?
Paul: that could work
Paul: I have a cousin who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that occasionally smokes weed
Lauren: ummm
Paul: so we've got a good start there
Lauren: yes, definitely

So, never fear, my money laundering plans have already gone awry. So, back to the real job hunting.....unless the drug dealing thing goes through.

Paul: dank weed at discount prices.
Paul: that should be our motto.

Disclaimer: Still kidding. No drug dealing, either.
- posted by L. @ 1:28 AM