Wisconsin Fun!!
Okay, since I'm super bored these days, and I'm just job-hunting, and so far there's nothing exciting to report (still waiting, still crossing fingers!)...so in the meantime, some Wisconsin (more specifically Milwaukee - w00t) fun! :)

Things NOT to do in Milwaukee:
1. Order a Budweiser
2. Ride a Kawasaki
3. Drive a semi or other heavy vehicle across the Hoan Bridge.
4. Ask for turkey sausage at Usinger's.
5. Drive less than 85 mph to Chicago.
6. Bet on the Brewers winning the World Series.
7. Criticize the Packers when they're winning.
8. Criticize the Packers when they're losing.
9. Give away the password to the Safe House.
10. Be pregnant and wear a bikini at Summerfest.
11. Ask someone in Door County or Lake Geneva (or Green Lake...lol), "What's a FIB?"
12. Order a beer at Bryant's or At Random.
13. Wear "No Fat Chicks" shirt at local mall.
14. Order a hamburge on Friday at Serb Hall.
15. Wear Vikings hat in public.
16. Take "Touch TMJ4" slogan too literally and assault Mike Gousha..."the TV told me to"
17. Shout Bingo for fun in crowded casino.
18. Take an afternoon swim in the Milwaukee River.
19. Ask about the clocks at George Webb.
20. Be surprised when a Milwaukee sports failure becomes a superstar after being traded.
21. Trust the weatherman.
22. Expect that renewing your drivers' license will only take 10 minutes.
23. Hail "God Mobile" as it drives down Wisconsin Ave, attempt to confess sins to driver.
24. Invite Mark Chmura to your teenage daughter's birthday party.
25. Throw rocks at the Domes.
26. Make Sopranos references at Giovanni's, Vitucci's, or Victor's.
27. Say "It's too cold to go to Lambeau"
28. Wear a "Cryptosporidium Rules" t-shirt.
29. Leave voice mail for Bob Reitman, asking, "What's with the vest?"
30. Eat at Sizzler.
31. Wear sandals in the Summerfest men's room.
- posted by L. @ 11:55 AM